Betcha didn't know, ye deck swabbers, that today is international talk like a pirate day. ARG.

So strapon a wooden leg and dust off your parrot. I have tons of pirate fantasies... getting lashed, being a peg boy getting gang raped by johnny depp and orlando bloom for instance.

For more photos check out the very unsexy website Talklikeapirated.com Careful, it's SFW.