Link: http://blog.plushieschwartz.com/2008/11/17/hot-burka-action

I wish I'd found this for myself. This is one of the oddest Craigslist posts I've seen in a while.

Wow. Via theSword.

From PlushieSchwartz.com

Its not a corpse after all. A man in Japan is being charged with illegal dumping after the body of his state of the art silicone Sex doll was found wrapped up and bound in a wooded area by a couple walking their dog. It wasn't until several hours later when a forensic pathologist showed up on the scene that police realized it wasn't a corpse at all, but rather one of those fancy "Real Doll" sex toys. That's quite an expensive purchase to throw out. You can find the full story HERE.

From Gawker.com

The guy we told you about earlier, the MR. Gay UK who went all Hannibal Lecter on his lover, was recently sent to prison for his crime and will be serving time and serving dinner. It was just announced that he'll be working in the prison as a cook.

The irony is certainly not lost on us. We're competing in the contest to come up with a headline on Gawker's site. Take a second and check em out and feel free to vote for ours by replying to the comments!

not necessarily a boxing fan but Kelly Pavlik fucking makes me hot. I want him to punch the shit out of my gay face then do stuff to me and then kiss me all up. Images by Fight Wire

This is pretty much as close as I'll get to scat porn, but unless he pees sitting down, I'm pretty sure Ashton's ding-dong is bumping around in the shitter with some homemade butt fudge.

Comments seem to indicate that it's faked, but I dunno, a guy can wish, right?

"Many people would wish for such a photo to leak, but this is so fake. The whole decor of the photo looks like it's from the 70s while Ashton's face looks like it did yesterday. A good photoshop, but not believable."

It's a pretty good hack job if it is one - this pink patch has me wondering.

via OMGblog.com

Episode 3 of the DirtyTricks.tv video podcast is now available for free download on itunes and right here on Dirty Tricks.tv

The complete porn sitcom series is available on DVD or downloadable online at DirtyTricks.TV while the podcast can be had by clicking the logo above for free (or here).

Fleshbot's round-up of tattoed hot guys (with big dicks, natch) has me sweating and dripping precum. These cockmen are reeeediculously fuckin' gorgeous.

Getting a tattoo definitely makes me horny, with all that close body contact, the pain/pleasure mix, the vibration of the needle poking in and out of my flesh. It really makes me want to lurk around some seedy tattoo parlor downtown and start sucking some dick and givin' up my ass for these fuckers. Hell, I'd buy the guys tattoos, just for the chance to get some after.

For some sleazy action, check out these guys, or the movie
"SLEAZE"available on demand for Free to Falcon.com members. SLEAZE: tastelessness by virtue of being cheap and vulgar. That’s exactly where we start in a cheap, sleazy motel off the end of a forgotten strip mall in downtown L.A. with Vin Nolan checking into the unwelcome sight of Dak Ramsey. Get ready for a late check-out!

Condometric is the first condom which measures and displays the length of the penis.

Now all I need is a cockring that converts centimeters to inches. Somehow 11.43 CM seems a lot bigger than 4.5 inches. But it's not.

via boing boing gadgets

Yes, the second Dirty Tricks their second podcast episode has now posted up on iTunes thanks to DirtyBoyVideo.com and TheSword.com.

The original web series has twelve episodes (with all the jizz and tomfoolery intact) interspersing comedic vignettes with the usual porn. The complete series is available on DVD or downloadable online at DirtyTricks.TV while the podcast can be had by clicking the logo above for free (or here).

As boingboing.net says "It's the look of noble resolve that makes it."

Fa! It's photoshopped.

Our friends over at Rockettube sent us this press release:

"RocketTube.com is pleased to announce that user Lazrui, a cute 19 year old with a hot cock and fondness for ass play, has won our September Amateur video contest! Lazrui's 11 minute video of himself working his cock won the most votes during the month of September, so he'll receive a fat check for $1000.00!"

Wow! A fat check for a fat dick!

Runner Up:

About RocketTube.com
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KINKY!

That's some S+M

"The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate."

She's lucky that the whackjob didn't shoot her in the arm! Or worse.

Go back to what you were doing

Hey, we're migrating our sites over to this new blog software, and somehow lost the last week of posts. So sorry about that. The new sites will be easier to read (and manage) and we promise great content is on the way, including free gay porn, bondage news, etc etc. It's also going to be a lot easier to comment, send us photos, news and more.

I really want to get more input from readers, writers, and I seriously encourage you to write to us and send your naughty photos.

So in the meantime, have a look at this funny video. (from NYCguys.com)

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This from Plushie Schwartz.
Who apparently is out sick... a likely story

Here's an enticement to watch... he takes off his clothes and wiggles his hulk ass for a bunch of raucous ladies as a stripper.

Apparently they were every bit as creepy and dangerous as you might have guessed.

Thanks to Plushie for his Photoshop skillz and consumer research.

Neither did I, but according to Choke and Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk the order went something like this...

1. Lightbulb
2. Sewing Machine
3. Clothes Iron
4. Vibrator

Which begs the question, HOW THE FUCK did your vibrator work in the past?

I just imagine riding a butter churn like a bike, or a hand cranked ice cream machine lubed with rock salt or some kinda crazy Rube Goldberg contraption where a candle burns a rope which lets an egg roll down a slide and make a boot kick a table leg/butt-plug in and out of your asshole.

Check out this video for turn of the century appliances, spectacular literary recommendations, and little known facts on how to prevent/accomplish shoplifting from Borders.

The delivery is so dry and serious at first that you almost miss how funny he is. Boy do I want to make the kinky frinky with him. How bout that bondage action at the very end!? I wish that was me or me in the middle.

Joan Rivers addressed as what? Keynote Speaker for the Folsom Street Events 25th Anniversary fete in San Francisco over the weekend. She's even wearing bondage gear - those are jungle print handcuffs!

Fantastic Pics, via the Sword

Betcha didn't know, ye deck swabbers, that today is international talk like a pirate day. ARG.

So strapon a wooden leg and dust off your parrot. I have tons of pirate fantasies... getting lashed, being a peg boy getting gang raped by johnny depp and orlando bloom for instance.

For more photos check out the very unsexy website Talklikeapirated.com Careful, it's SFW.

Blog Just Jared has fuckin hot pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese Soccer Star who plays for one of my favorite UK Football Teams Manchester United



The 23 year old was in town to receive the Golden Boot Award which is like for kicking or something.

This is kinda cute. The first shoot I edited. Yes, we do edit the shoots. And I hadn't ever done porn editing so i had a big boner the entire time. Trying to act like a pro, but secretly want to lick lick lick. suck suck suck, you know?

Anyway, if Tony ever walked in here... I think i'd faint. He looks like a great romp in the hay...







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